Cajun John Wayne on the lookout for the Big Gray Lizard (VIDEO)

Capt. Clay Higgins with the St. Landry Parish Sheriff’s office wants the public to keep an eye peeled for a gray-clad bar burglar who had his way with a local favorite.

We hate that bad things happen in St. Landry Parish, or anywhere for that matter, but we do enjoy Higgins’s run down of the crimes and criminals who chose to haunt that part of Louisiana.

Higgins narrates surveillance footage of the burglar, dressed all in gray from head to foot,  as he moves through Bada’s Bar, a popular cowboy hangout, making out with some $10K in quick cash in the end for his efforts.

“Watch how he moves– slithering like that– he’s done this before,” says Higgins.

In closing, Higgins warns Mr. Lizard and his black soul that he has bad things on the way.

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